drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.

Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.

by baldobald December 08, 2011

über drunk

Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.

Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.

by Ik0804 March 17, 2015

Cruise Drunk

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.

"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"

by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009

Second Drunk

When you've been day drinking, take a short break and then start drinking again on into the night.

You: dude, I'm glad I sobered up, I'm starting on my second drunk of the day.

by HoneyDH September 05, 2015

pseudo drunk

When someone has the behavior of being drunk without them actually consuming alcohol.

Stewie Griffon was acting pseudo drunk when he drank apple juice and thought it was wine.

by hdeedee2 June 11, 2011

the drunk continuum

often referred to as "still drunk", the drunk continuum is when someone's night drunk carries over to the next morning and next day

I thought I saw Tom for the first time sober today on campus, but turns out the drunk continuum took its toll again. He was still drunk from the night before...

or

Damn, the drunk continuum was in full force this morning. I could barely function.

by Schanedawg September 20, 2013

Subtitle Drunk

As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.

Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.

by Yanksfan1421 September 06, 2013