drunk song

songs that everyone loves to listen to when completely shit faced.

Hey man, I never listen to "Sweet Caroline" unless I'm hammered, I think it's a total drunk song.

by Betherzz January 13, 2008

Cruise Drunk

The act of getting so inebriated on cruise that it may take a day or two to sober up, at which point you find out what you did on youtube.

"Tonight, we're getting cruise drunk"

by Capt. Keystone January 12, 2009

drunk coma

when someone is so drunk that they pass out and cannot be woken, even by the loudest drunk person they know

omg Chelsea! I was trying to talk last night but you were in a drunk coma on the couch

by whitegirlwasted69 March 22, 2013

skunk drunk

to be so high that you feel as impaired as you when drunk

Bud: Dude can you give me a ride?
Bro: Sorry my man bud im skunk drunk

by kykymot March 3, 2014

mommy drunk

A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.

Sydney was being such a mommy drunk last night.

by Boredbitch December 9, 2014

Potato Drunk

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

by Potato1 December 28, 2013

über drunk

Being so shitfaced that you can't possibly drive and need to call Über to pick yo drunk-ass up.

Yo dawg I don't remember how I got home last night, I must have been über drunk.

by Ik0804 March 17, 2015