by Anonymous November 05, 2003
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
by dr.fuzz March 29, 2010
a phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. used at the end of boring stories to make them seem more interesting and worthwhile.
"yesterday i went to the fridge and took out a yogurt but put it back and got an apple instead.
...and then i found 5 dollars."
...and then i found 5 dollars."
by defying gravity May 24, 2004
Phrase often added by annoying people to the end of a really bad story, mocking their own story's badness by admitting the necessity for something interesting to happen at the end. Or ironic mocking of these people.
Person 1: "So in the end I gave him back his monkey feces and didn't invite him up when he dropped me off. Isn't that amazing?"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "and then I found 20 dollars!"
by djk December 09, 2003
the phrase said when one realizes that the story they've wanted to tell, actually has no point at all. So instead of feeling embarrassment or having to add in a fake story line. You tag on the phrase..."and then i found five dollars"
Girl: yeah, then the cat licked the dog
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome
Boy: thats cool....
Girl: .....
Boy: .....
Girl: ....And then i found 5 Dollars!!! it was awesome
Boy: No way!! thats awesome
by WEWJ April 02, 2011
A popular and trending quote originally said by the republican U.S.A. nominee, Donald Trump. The saying has been going around on YouTube, Vine, Etc, and is actually stupid, but it's just somehow funny and ridiculous because the quote ''Small loan of a million dollars'' basically is showing how rich Trump is, and the way he calls it 'Small', which most people could facepalm or give a 'bruh'. Nowadays, most people use it to troll, or use it in jokes to piss people off. Most people do it by interruption.
Person A: "Usually when I go shopping, I end up spending---"
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."
Person B: "--A small loan of a million dollars."
Person A: "Fuck you."
by A fucking wanker January 14, 2016
When you start off telling a story that you think is extremely interesting, but as you keep talking, you realize it is actually very boring, this phrase can be thrown in at the end of the story to try and make it slightly better.
People always love a good "finding money" story.
People always love a good "finding money" story.
Jane: "Oh my God the craziest thing happened to me over the weekend! I was walking down Main St, and I saw that the light ahead was about to change. So I had to run to cross the street and I just made it in time... And then I found five dollars!"
by zcmini November 20, 2011