john david gravel the 3rd

The cutest, hottest, funnest, sweetest, boy you can ever meet.
Your literally the luckiest person ever if you get to be with him.

Jdgt111: hey my names John david gravel the 3rd
Person: omg! Marry me!

by AL-AGATOR<3 March 20, 2022

Mark David Mapp

Mark David Mapp has a very talented tongue! He licks pussy better than a girl! He is sensual and dedicated to the task of orgasms...if you ever get a Mark David flirting with you, say yes unless your a man. Mark David is 100% hetrosexual and very sexy! Best I've ever had!b

Mark David Mapp and I are dating! Best sex I've ever had!

by TJBall May 27, 2023

dome of David

A number of men greater than two perform sexual acts with a single woman in the middle of them, the majority of men are jewish (a reference to King David) and link hands forming a dome around the woman.

The three of us formed a dome of David over her.

by thegreatandpowerfulwizard May 30, 2018

pulling a David

avoiding a task at all costs

“imma be pulling a David in maths today”

by waz uppppppp?!? November 7, 2019

Jordan Harold David inch

Jordan Harold David inch lives in the scummiest house in the whole of the Isle of Wight. This fruity don thinks he is from the ends yet he sniffs his mums knickers styll, if you youts have ever come in close contact with this creature wash your hands with bleach for at least 39 and a half weeks, cause this geez is proper filthy. Jordan will never get a job casue he wastes his money on greasy takeaway form the local chinkys. He loves to make new friends on the bus, I've seen the people he makes friends with and they clearly have been beaten by there parents as a child and become a poor excuse for a human, you know its peak when you can't get gyallie cause of the stench marinated into your North face puffa, you have never seen such a horrible person in your life.

Girl 1: Have you seen that new kid on the block?
Girl 2 :nah, who?
Girl 1 :Jordan Harold David inch
Girl 2 : *throws up into girl 1's lap*
Girl 1: *throws up into girl 2's mouth*

by Council House March 12, 2020

david copperfield

Executed in the canine position where one spits on the woman's back leading her to believe the man has had a happy ending. When she turns around for a cuddle she just finds herself standing in the rain instead.

Dude, you should have seen Jenna's face when i pulled the David Copperfield on her. It was great!

by YEahboY MarkP May 9, 2006

david blanco

a kid with small calves and musles who dreams to one day be just like a vitela

that kid is such a david blanco

by ghdklgtheagkhdnf;klsgheig March 22, 2010