Des Moines

The most populous city in the State of Iowa. Also probably the most gayest city in the country since people from Des Moines tend to think their city is as big as Chicago or New York even though the population of Des Moines is only at 197,000. People from Des Moines also tend to think that their city as alot of gang rivalies and violence and ghetto hoods just like Los Angeles or Chicago, however in fact the shady or these "ghetto" areas of Des Moines mostly resemble suburbs of large metro areas like New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. In fact Des Moines murder rate is only at 1 per year. A city that is also so small that it takes only 10 minutes to drive through the entire city. Des Moines is not really known worldly or throughout the country for much of anything. Probably the most boring city you'd ever visit with "skycrapers" that (the tallest) is only 400ft tall. Des Moines is a place you go to only if you have to and still you don't want to go there.

guy1:"Dang, I gots go to Des Moines fo tha wekend"

guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"

guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"

guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"

guy:1"word"

by chicity87 October 7, 2012

robert de niro

One of the greatest actors ever.
Usually compared to Al Pacino, however..both of them are great.

Seen in films such as : Meet the Parents, The Godfather Part II, Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Awakenings, among others.

Guy 1: I watched Taxi Driver last night.
Guy 2: De Niro is great in that movie.
Guy 1 and 2: "You Talkin' Ta Me?"

by SuperSonicX August 20, 2004

Pwnce de Leon

The explorer who spent his whole life searching for the Fountain of Pwn, which would make anyone who drank from it a 1337 pwnz0r for life.

Today, the term is used to describe any n00b who gets continually pwned at something and never improves, yet keeps coming back for more.

Guy 1: "Crap! I've been playing Halo for 4 years now and I've never won a game of capture the flag."

Guy 2: "Give it up, Pwnce de Leon."

by MJMizzle October 24, 2007

neuken in de keuken

literally means "to have sex in the kitchen" in dutch. But Dutch people always tell tourists that it means "hello" in dutch. It is a very commonly used expression, Dutch people being great fans of kitchen sex. Probably the second national sport after cycling.

Tourist entering a restaurant in the Netherlands:
"neuken in de keuken, could we have a table for two please"

by Yogalates April 8, 2005

Ta Ma De

Translated literally, it means "His Mother's". Used as "Fuck!", but more often as "Fucking", as in "my ta ma de car was stolen" or "those ta ma de thieves stole my car". Can be shortened to TMD.

That other ta ma de poster wrote the wrong definition! Vote down that TMD douchebag!

by noejose99 September 26, 2009

Tour de Keller

A guise for gay butt sex, a Tour de Keller is when two men tell everyone that they are going for a leisurely bike ride, but instead go behind the dumpster at a local Wendy's, and proceed to take turns fisting and pounding each others assholes. Their assholes be in obvious pain, but they can simply claim it was from the long bike ride.

Steve: hey man, you want to take a tour de Keller?
Patrick: yeah, I could use a good pounding, but need a good excuse to tell my wife why my underwear is blood stained.

by J funktacular June 10, 2013

De Gea FC

A part of football twitter where accounts stan and talk 24/7 about Spanish goalkeeper David De Gea.

The head and founder of De Gea FC is the suspended account @iibrahimm12 on twitter, he is now called @12iibrahimm.

Person 1: What Player FC are you ??
Person 2: De Gea FC of course !!!
Person 1: Massive W idolo, fb ?

by Football Expert May 31, 2021