Single Depression

When someone goes into a very sad state -after breaking up

-being single for a very long time when not wanting to be single the whole time
Not to be confused with single desperateness and break up sadness.

Buddy: Yo that girl's been crying a lot lately
Me: Ya she broke up with her ex a year ago and now she's got some serious single depression.

by J12lin December 3, 2014

StrangerCon Depression

When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.

Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):

by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019

repostpartum depression

The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.

"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"

"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."

by swiftmark August 12, 2012

suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

heres a example

Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh

by Littoral April 10, 2019

Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke

I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha May 20, 2018

fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.

I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018

Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.

My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed…

by iloveurbandictionary😊😍😃 August 11, 2023