A common phenomenon seen on the facebooks of people you knew in middle or high school, which is usually characterized by the following sequence of events: marriage, pregnancy, joining the military.
Have you seen X's facebook posts lately? First, she posted about her marriage to Y. Then, she announced her pregnancy. And finally, she wished her husband well at boot camp. It's the archetypal Depression Trifecta!
by Dustin69 October 3, 2020
Get the Depression Trifectamug. by Albert Enstien/George Washingt September 23, 2018
Get the great depressionmug. Maria the Chihuahua: What's the matter with Taco he seems so down all of the time.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
Jose the Chihuahua: He's suffering from Doggie Depression.
Maria: Why?
Jose: You would be too if you were named after a fast food.
by Bullshitzer June 23, 2010
Get the Doggie Depressionmug. If you shared how you truly are, the person you’re speaking to would be horrified; but in comparison to other days living as a depressed person, you’re doing better than usual.
Mom: How are you doing?
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
You: I haven’t cleaned my room in over a year, showered in 4 days, and I’ve had a student loan bill under my pillow for 2.5 months; but I took my meds, went to work, and mowed the lawn today, so I think I’m depression good.
Mom: Clean your room!
by nick wiley September 23, 2020
Get the Depression goodmug. The true act of expressing “fake depression” or being depressed over hearing a sad song.
(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ
(Mainly based off the rapper XXXTentacion)
#LLJ
Justin: “ Where has Devon been? He’s been very quiet lately.”
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”
Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)
Tyler: “I’m guessing he’s probably X Depressed”
Literally after XXXTentacion died everyone went into a sense of depression (no hate or whatever) and listening to all his sad songs (or other sad songs by other artists)
by seanon July 18, 2019
Get the X Depressedmug. After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it
My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank
by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017
Get the depressed wankmug. A attention seeking individuals who use metal health as clout. Usually has a middle part haircut and likes posting mirror pics and sad Bart Simpson edits on instagram with XXXTENTACION music in the background. Age range is from 13-20 usually.
Alex is Fake Depressed
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
Yeah He Really Is
Have you seen his Instagram posts?
Yeah, the Bart Simpson one right?
by Alex Big Ben Jr April 26, 2021
Get the Fake Depressedmug.