Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025

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CustardClod

The embodiment of "I can be a woman I can be a man" and "I swore I'd never sin again"

CustardClod won't stop reading Yaoi, I'm seriously concernedml.

by CustardClod December 9, 2025

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A "Customizable Stability." It refers to a relationship that is only stable under specific, curated conditions (like when the camera is rolling or when you're in public). It’s stability that has been "custom-made" for the moment but doesn't exist in reality.

“Lets pretend to be a happy custable”

by C4RT3RRR January 9, 2026

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Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

A friend of the Pigeon, Lord Custard first became known to men of science in the late 1900"s
His Redactive Pigeon Cages were both a scientific and an engineering leap forward, but were considered commercially unviable.

That nonwithstanding, he was cast out from the group of scientists (The Group of the Golden Compass) and sent into the academic wilderness in Manitoba (Canada).

Alone and unloved, he turned once again to the pigeon community for support and guidance, and was granted such.

During 12 long years, he wrote, re-wrote and finsalised his Magnus Opus, al la Ubermench - 'I am a Pigeon, Get Me Out Of Here'

B 1945
D 1998

I am a gigantic pigeon and I must be given sanctuary , for I am none other than Lord Custard Pigeon-Pants

by realistic mud 777 December 4, 2010

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