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Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Sé cult

Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.
"Hey kusé, what should we call thisé?"
"We shall call it the sé cult of coursé"
by that other witch :b September 1, 2021
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The Pie Cult

The Pie Cult refers to a joke cult revolving around pie along with having fun meetings every Wednesday to make them less painful
Don't worry The Pie Cult means no harm
by A Literal Pie January 24, 2021
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Cult

Aw shit well nevermind then. It would have been nice to escape the cold for a little bit.
Hym "I have to use the word 'Cult' in the dialogue here so... there. Anywho, you see all the mental gymnastics they have to do to try and obscure the fact that their positionis and always has been 'You shouldn't be doing this to us, WE should be doing it to you!' as though that isn't exactly what I said initially? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'm always right! You guys are ridiculous over there.
by Hym Iam December 16, 2022
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cult maxing

is an attempt at enhancing one's cult exposure by methods including joining, starting, or contributing to cults
Sarah joined 3 cults last summer she's no cap cult maxing like a gangster.
by MaxwellMurdoch June 19, 2022
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yoga cult

A cult of people that have yoga in common, the more difficult poses they can do, the higher they rise in the cult's hierarchy.
She wanted everyone to be yogi so that she wouldn't end up left out of the yoga cult she started.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
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Loiter Cult

art collective, school of thought, people making art in parking lots, definitely a cult. IG @loiter.cult
I would've went to that White Nationalist Rally but I found Loiter Cult instead. Thanks Loiter Cult.
by michelle glass May 2, 2021
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