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Zen Crystal

An incel that browse the internet with Anime pictures as his profile due to the fact his face is uneasy to look at. He usually seeks attention as he rarely does human interactions in real life and rather uses social media for his gain. This person most likely has no friends but he does have an obsession with fictional 2d characters which to him is "okay". His life is basically meaningless and full of the big sad.
Wait Bob, dont tell me that you're Zen Crystal? What a disgrace! As your friend i will get the help you need even if it means sending you to the Mentally ill hospital.
by lonelypencil November 12, 2021
mugGet the Zen Crystalmug.

Crystal

Crystal is the best person in the world, she deserves everything and anything, she is cute, adorable and best of all, SHE IS MINE, i wish crystal the best of luck in the future because someone as amazing and beautiful as her is bound to succeed
HEY IM GOING TO MARRY CRYSTAL
NOOO WAYYYY IM SO JEALOUS
by Phantom <3 May 18, 2024
mugGet the Crystalmug.

Crystal shagging

Crystal shagger : the act of placing a crystal in your moist Female lady bits and ejecting it out for pleasure
My friend mum is a “ Crystal shagging” she’s likes to pop crystals out of her cunt

Have you seen her in porn hun her crystal fun is quality
by Fussy Dino arms August 18, 2019
mugGet the Crystal shaggingmug.

crystal proxy

Crystal Proxy is a Growtopia cheat that will actually make you enjoy playing Growtopia. It's well suited for hosters and other illegal players who want an advantage without risking their account.
thank allah i got crystal proxy not some other overpriced cockproxy smh, .gg/crproxy
by crproxy January 5, 2023
mugGet the crystal proxymug.

mint crystal

also called "cristaux de menthe" in the original language.
it's the fake crying and sadness used in a staged call-out video by an influencer.

The term originates from a video by the french YouTuber "Pierre Chabrier" , who used "mint crystal" to make himself cry.
A: "Did you see their response to the drama? They were crying so much, it seemed authentic."
B: "Let's wait for the other side to respond. I think it was mint crystal."
by kyrio February 1, 2025
mugGet the mint crystalmug.

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