crystal phobic

A person who hates crystal girls/boys/people

Me: I hate crystal girls so much
John: The means your crystal phobic

by JustLxquid September 22, 2021

Sun Crystals

A defunct brand of sweetner

We’ve been very excited to offer Sun Crystals All-Natural Sweetener as an option in the world of natural sweeteners–which makes it disappointing to share the news that Sun Crystals has been discontinued due to unmet sales expectations.

Your support and loyalty have been inspiring and much appreciated, and we’d like to thank all of you that welcomed us into your homes.

Best,
The Sun Crystals family

by SPrice1980 May 7, 2023

willy crystal

When your squishin with your girl and when she cums you say, "I'll have what she's having!" Then blast on her face.

Mom, I'm in love with the Chicken King because he gave me the Willy Crystal!

by Phil Spritzer January 25, 2016

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

by Nard Master February 27, 2017

flavor crystals

Clady clay has them for sale.

Those flavor crystals chum yum um

by anonymous June 4, 2023

dick crystal

A.K.A. Wade Gordon. A real dick if you ask me.

“Fuck you Dick Crystal!!!!!!”

by NattyDee August 30, 2019

crystal myth

A drug dat makes you stupid enough to have faith in a charlatan with a glass sphere.

Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023