Stink crystals

When an individual sits on an upholstered surface and releases a previous persons fart that has been trapped in the fabric.

Dang, somebody left some intense stink crystals in this couch.

by LouMack March 26, 2016

Crystal V

An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

by Smashed eggs August 31, 2008

crystal and mj

THE WEIRDEST AND UGLIEST COUPLE OF ALL TIME WHEN YOU SEE MJ IN PERTH AND CRYSTAL IN MELBOURNE YOU WILL VOMIT AT THEIR LONG DISTANCE RELATINOSHIP

" crystal and mj " EW CRYSTAL AND MJ ARE DISGUSTING ASF

by sophiraaa November 13, 2023

Crystal court

When you cook meth and then go to court because of it.

Why did you go to jail?
Crystal court…

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 12, 2023

Crystal Peaks

Basically a BTEC Meadowhall full of pound shops.

You popping into town or Crystal Peaks.

by TheWickedBitchIsDead October 04, 2021

Crystaler

Being more than Crystal

Yo, that girl is sparkly, she's Crystaler than the last one.

by Crystaler September 29, 2009

Crystal Brook

Crystal Brook is a town in South Australia.

Crystal Brook

by Koalasan January 30, 2012