milky cowboy

A tall, lanky fella who loves technology but struggles with his inner sexual identity.

I'm trying to name this record label but this Milky Cowboy keeps shooting down my ideas!

milky cowboy by ButtShrex May 23, 2019

carrot crunching cowboy 

A man who enjoys another mans penis in his mouth. He enjoys nibbling on the other mans bellend. He would also be described as a gay, sailor, homosexual or prick.

That Grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the bastard.
Come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.

carrot crunching cowboy by AAnnoonn June 11, 2006

Shoe shine cowboy

A homosexual

Adam Hooker spent the night with Balham's most agressive Shoe shine cowboy.

Shoe shine cowboy by Kalamazoo007 March 2, 2011

reverse cowboy 

A sex position whereby the man is lying on his back and the woman is on top riding his cock but facing in the opposite direction.

I'm so tired of the missionary position, let's try reverse cowboy. Giddie up girl, but damn, face the other way, you are ugly.

reverse cowboy by JCE December 3, 2005

australian cowboy 

When having anal sex with a female right before ejaculation grab her hair tight and yell out her sisters name. If she does not have a sister her mothers, best friends, or daughters name will do. Then hold on tight for the ride.

I gave Becca an Australian cowboy last night and stayed on almost eight seconds.

australian cowboy by stewb April 25, 2014

cushion cowboy

(sexual) A male that places his penis in between the cushion of a chair of sofa in order to sexually stimulate himself.

Joe: Dude, I haven't been laid in 6 months.

Tom: Ouch, how do you get by?

Joe: I've become a cushion cowboy.

cushion cowboy by Ben E-wing November 16, 2010

abercrombie cowboy 

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.

Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."

abercrombie cowboy by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014