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gun control

The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of
"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.
by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022
mugGet the gun controlmug.

control

Parent to Other Person: "I homeschool my kids."
Other Person to Parent: "Oh, you mean to say you wish to exert maximum control over every single facet of your offspring's youth?"
Parent: "Ya, that's actually fair to say."
by marutimaruti January 7, 2024
mugGet the controlmug.

control + W

^W is a control sequance on UNIX terminals that deletes a word back. Similiar pun as striked out text, to represent freudian subconsciously typed truth.
i only do it for the money^Wfun (the UNIX notation for control + W is ^W)
by yozsi88 April 3, 2011
mugGet the control + Wmug.

Controller

Something you can beat the shit out of after losing a game of Fortnite with 15 kills and a gold scar
I break controller.
by Spoopy poo March 1, 2022
mugGet the Controllermug.

fetus control

fetus control is when a man accidentally or intentionally ejaculates deep into the woman's vagina which he then proceeds to uppercut her uterus, opening up his palm and squeezing as hard as he can make sure to destroy all the eggs possible to avoid pregnancy then screaming fetus control and dipping
joe: hey dud how did you and Julia go?
max: it went well but i had to fetus control that bitch
by shiokarai December 14, 2019
mugGet the fetus controlmug.

Controlled Incompetence

Knowing how to correctly accomplish an undesired task and producing a sub-satisfactory result as to never be asked to perform said task again.
The Guy: My boss wants me to work on this new machine. He's always coming to me for these things.
Coworker: sounds like you could use some controlled incompetence. Just give the appearance you're busy with it and mess it up. The boss will find someone else next time and then they can be "The Guy."
by Double Jay Dubs May 3, 2022
mugGet the Controlled Incompetencemug.

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