Nova Classical Academy

A school full of dummies, but they actually work hard. This school gives you tons and tons of schoolwork to do and it will make you stress asf! But you know, its called pre-college work, so like yea. BUT BUT overall don't go date no guys over there too, they are all stupid and dumb ass fucks too!

Hey, you heard about Nova Classical Academy?
Yeah? Why?
Its kinda gay

by Whatifs February 28, 2023

classic seth

1. Total dipshit, utterly and repulsively retarded in every way.

2. Dumbass with improper grammar.

2. Guy 1: "Yo dude, how was the game last night?"

Guy 2: "Dlwlpajx ekdjwoqlq"

Guy 1: "bruh, what"

Guy 2: "flow qiwofno"

Guy 3: "classic seth"

by ExplosivePotato April 29, 2019

classic cut

A classic cut is the original way of slicing the bread for Subway(tm) sandwiches, achieved by slicing off a u-shaped section of bread off the top of the bun.

"I'll get a footlong meatball" -customer
"would you like regular or classic cut?" -Subway(tm) sandwich artist
"Classic cut, please" -customer

by legendzen September 16, 2013

Suck Classic Off Day

Basically this is a day where it's set on August 18th which is my birthday and all I ever ask for is a blowjob from anyone. Requirements are people being 15 years old or 16+. Has to be a girl (Or a femboy)

Classic - ''Yo, it's my birthday which is Suck Classic Off Day!''
Random person: ''Want me to get on my knees?''

by Rick Fork November 6, 2024

Classic Beartrap

A phrase used for when someone does something stupid or falls into a “trap”

“He told me it was fancy dress but no one else is dressed up”
“Classic Beartrap”

by Akkadia December 31, 2023

Classical Music

Music written for western instruments. A lot of it is centuries old, while some of it is new too. Also something a Brahms (see my definition) would hail as the best music ever, even though you can’t argue that as a objective.

Smart Classical Guy: hey what music do you like?
Smart Rap Guy: I like Rap music
Smart Classical guy: Cool! I like classical music
Dumbass Classical Guy: u guys think Rap is myoosic?!? Lisen tu the klesning sonf of klasikal!

Smart Classical Gay: I do, it’s my favorite genre too, but other people like hip-hop. Open your mind
Dumbass Classical Guy: Nuh brah! U opin Yor Mined!!!
(Dumbass walks away)
Smart Rap Guy: That was annoying
Smart Classical Guy: yeah! Let’s show each other our favorite songs.
Smart Rap Guy: don’t you mean pieces😏
Smart Classical Guy: Oh, you beat me in my own genre. Let’s go!
Smart Rap Guy: yeah man!

by Composer man May 12, 2022

Dropping a classic

shitting hard

Is Jeremy dropping a classic or something because he has been on toilet for 20 minutes!

by suupre February 27, 2024