Stewy Chopped

When one man jerks off another man with one hand.

He stewy chopped him into submission.

by Stewy man February 14, 2026

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Cailey Chopped

Cailey Chopped (adj.): Chopped to an unrecoverable degree. Not “kinda bad” permanently cooked.

Nahhh your fade is Cailey Chopped right now.

by BrooklynMets100 February 17, 2026

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Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

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Clam Chopped

The act of two naked women interlocking around a man’s head and simultaneously ear fucking him with their bare pussies.

Matthew payed for two strippers and won the prize to get clam chopped

by HairyWeiner89 February 20, 2026

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Holy Chopped

When someone is very Chopped

Holy chopped Micah

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.

While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.

by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025

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