dire camel

A girl with an incredibly extreme case of camel toe, during which the tightness of the crotchal region of her pants is so intense that it somehow forms two separate folds, causing the appearance of a camel's hoof with three toes.

(Jess notices a girl with the aforementioned characteristics)
Jess: OMG LOOK AT THAT DIRE CAMEL!
Robert: DIRE CAAMEELL!!
(Does the Dire camel dance)

by ro13ert November 9, 2008

Camel Crush

A cigarette produced by camel with a bead in the filter that can be crushed to produce a menthol taste. full of fiberglass these cigarettes will tear up your throat and lungs and actually cause pain.

i smoked a Camel Crush and my throat started bleeding, take it from someone who smokes newports

by madethics October 26, 2008

Camel Shepherd

"A camel shepherd is originated from the middle east." "This means that they come from a place full of sand and decide to raise and care for helpless young camels as a way of attempting to live their puny life!!!!"

" Aidy is a camel shepherd!!!"

by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004

Dying Camel

What Sarah's, Sarah's Mom's, and Sarah's Grandmother's face looks like.

Person 1 - "Man, Sarah has an ugly face"
Person 2 - "Yeah, it looks like a dying camel"

by V475 September 16, 2008

camel throat

similar to camel toe. but for the male population. camels have a long thing hanging from there throat which looks like a male sex organ. so when a mans penis is visable from his jeans its been known as camel throat

"ryan has camel throat"
"becca doesnt have camel throat"

by ryan matthew higgins November 15, 2007

Camel Clutch

A Monkey Bite (look it up) performed on a female.

Man, she must really like that guy, b/c he just gave her a wicked camel clutch and she simply laughed. That, or she is laughing at the monkey bite that he received before he gave her the camel clutch.

by David G December 2, 2003

camel joe

1. A male sovereign.

2. One that is supreme or preeminent in a particular group, category, or sphere.

a. The perfect, omniscient, omnipotent being; God.
b. camel joe = god

n. Informal

Principal or chief camel joe, as in size or importance.

by joe March 16, 2005