canada's history

Successfully executing a rodeo rider after whispering into the girl's ear that you are from Canada. However, for a true Canada's history, one must substitute a penis for a moose antler, use maple syrup for lubrication and, most importantly, hoist the Stanley Cup up in the air after completion, yelling: "For Canada!"

"Dude, I stole the Stanley Cup so I could pull a Canada's History on your sister. I told her I was Canadian and she still let the antler stay in for like 10 seconds!"

by doo1442 February 5, 2010

Canada

-a place with a bunch of wannabe assholes who think that if u have ur hat backwards and walk like a retard then ur cool

-4 words WISH THEY WERE AMERICAN

-even tho u think u dont say eh........im sorry but u do and theres no point in denying it

-dont say "u can't say that cuz u never been there" cuz i have and all i say is true....

-there r some good things about u tho.......u r rich , u have lower crime, and u r a bit nicer

-NO FAMOUS PPL R FROM CANDA IF THEY R THEY ARE NOT VRY COOL (xcept 4 drake)

-evn tho i think canada mostly has a bunch of faggot weed smoking preppy bitches....u guys arent all that bad

Bob- Hey Joe letz go see a Eminem concert in Toronto!!!
Joe-dont u kno that eminem doznt comer to canada!
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Bob-Some famous ppl r from Canada
Joe-WHO?their mostly all gay!
Bob-What about Justin Beiber?
Joe- :S Really Joe?
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American-WOW! Look itz Toronto!
Canadian-Hey dogg im from America too homee g
American-No ur not u dum Canadian!!

by Trillium18 December 1, 2011

canada's history

the most gruesome sex act in the kama sutra that usually involves maple syrup, at least one moose, a duck, the stanley cup, and as many beavers as you'd like. This sex position is less popular than most others mainly because it is stickier than most, but is still gaining popularity in certain regions.

"hey stephen, wanna go have some hot sticky 'canada's history'-style sex?"

by colberttoldmeto17 February 4, 2010

crandallized

A small lanky man who takes your shit and runs your bills sky high. He will run your things and ruin your life. You should always be careful when dealing with some who could potentially crandallize you. They also will tell you things so much that you have to believe them or suffer severe arguments with them. BEWARE!!!!!

that guy crandallized me good, I'll be in debt for life

by the victim#1 July 9, 2011

bo canada

A douche bag in central illinois. An inbred thats a poor shot and crap hunter. A hypocrite who puts on an act. Also chews too much and cant hold his liqour. Not to mention he sleeps with his cousin

I hate that inbred Bo canada

by Natalie101 January 10, 2008

Canadada

Another way to say Canada the home of the wacky and odd, where meds are cheap and people sell wooden penis's on the street.

Hey are you going to Canadada this weekend??

by Rubymaster5 August 21, 2009

Canada

Hmm. Best thing about Canada. Hmmm its hard to pick just one thing. Its such a big, beautiful land with stunning girls and amasing beer. Oh yeah, and its not snowing here all the time! HAH. Although id like to think that we are the best because we generally dont fear terrorism. Why would we? I know i dont walk around starting fights with every person because i think im better then them. Unlike SOME people and countries >.> Canada rules! Hockey is amasing. And, PFFFFT California? Srrsly? We got a leaf on our flag. A LEAF! Our entire country is an emerald triangle! We win. We never loose. We feel bad for ignorent people, we dont fight them about it. and we are generally awesome.

Canada is my favorite place to be. I wish everyone lived there! I mean, there's room!

by That Canadian Infodude July 25, 2011