phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

whistling carrots

To vomit forcefully and loudly

Boss: "Hey, have you seen Dave?"
Worker: " Yeah, he has some dodgy Mexican for lunch and now he is in the bathroom whistling carrots"

by Corinthio October 14, 2023

carrot

a long orange thing that you shove into your mouth and say "I'm Bugs Bunny" or "What's up, doc" in an american accent

Guy: *shoves carrot into mouth* "I'm Bugs Bunny"

Other Guy: "HAHAHAHAHA"

by BOREDOM MASTER January 19, 2024

carrot-waving

Insincere offers of incentives used in place of actual incentives or as virtue signaling. Mentioning funding, promotions or benefits without the authority, intention or ability to deliver.

“Management has nothing left to offer us apart from some carrot-waving. Frankly, I’m more worried where that carrot is going to end up.”

by ragnar hairy breeches January 26, 2024

Carrot picker

Ryan

You FUCKING carrot picker!

by Not a carrot picker February 3, 2024

Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot

"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"

by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023

carrot

a long stick that is orange. it grows under the ground and is very yummy.

your mom shoved a carrot up her ######

by farquad69er April 5, 2023