bum skiddly

Another term for marijuana/smoking a joint.

'Let's get some bum skiddly lads'

by BumSkiddleMaster April 24, 2019

Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.

Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"

by Mr Natural July 1, 2007

Bum Crumbs

The Bits of dried poop that hang from ass pubes that some people pick at.

This nigga don’t wipe he got bum crumbs😂

by IsThisNameTaken?LetMeCheck October 13, 2018

Bingo bum

When you have been sitting down for so long that your bum gets sore or numb. Bingo bum!

Cleo! I've been sitting for so long I've got Bingo bum🍑

by Saltyytats 🔪 January 25, 2019

slanty bum

When a female has straight back with little to no ass at all. The ass appears to be one with the thighs.

Judy had a big booty but Sarah has a slanty bum.

by byrdmanjenkins April 4, 2015

Bum Sauce

The liquid that is held between the cheeks of your ass that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.

Person 1: Dude, I was sitting down all day, and I've accumulated some Bum Sauce
Person 2: EEEWW!! THAT'S GROSS! AIN'T NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BUM SAUCE!!

by Jeffery Deadstein May 12, 2020

parm bum

A parm bum is basically a saggy buttock that looks like someone took a chicken parmesan and lifted it up sideways so that all the sauce and cheese slid off slowly. This is what a parm bum looks like.

Manager: I was gonna tap that ass last time but then my employee had a parm bum so I had to get out of that warehouse.
Random Stranger: What?????? Weird flex but okay.

by EWITSACHEEGRUM November 28, 2018