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Untactical Bullshit

It's really nice to know that our backwater military supports us! They just gave us untactical bullshit that will not only blow up the entire area, it'll kill us as well! Atleast we won the round though!
by Shadow6548 October 8, 2011
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Bullshit

An election between one candidate who has spent most of his entire life compromising, and the other who has spent most of his entire life trying to force other people to compromise.
The bullshit is why some of us don't vote.
by Solid Mantis November 10, 2020
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Bullshit

the defenition of logans brain
logan is bullshit
by bigme69 January 9, 2021
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Bullshitical

When people’s responses and actions are influenced so heavily by “popular” opinion and political correctness
I fart in the general direction of your bullshitical response.
by Burbear January 14, 2019
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Bullshit

Slang for something that makes you angry and is overall terrible
Jeff: Mrs Weller gave us 7 pages of homework for one night it’s complete bullshit! Dom: god that’s bullshit
by Sir Douche IV March 22, 2020
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Salty Bullshit

When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.
Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.
by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017
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