Doing a Sam brown means touching multiple underage girls, denying it and gaining support from your school's support team
Friend 1: "Bro, what if I touched that girls thigh ;)"
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
Tommy: "Ayo, don't do a Sam brown, don't catch a case man."
by AmongusSussyBaka690 February 5, 2022
Get the Sam brownmug. a boy that thinks hes massive and that he can knock out anyone but he secretly likes it up the ass
kizza
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by myman42 May 7, 2019
Get the kieran brownmug. Woody made Alex so angry for ignoring his phone calls and being such a douche that he shit on his front porch and wiped some of it on the door handle in an attempt to get back at him, thus giving him a brown handle.
by MJ2445 July 8, 2011
Get the Brown Handlemug. by big ol' steve June 18, 2009
Get the brown the meatmug. Whoa, get your finger out of my brown doily!!!
or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
or
It was a hot night, he was all up in my brown doily.
by Damandan October 29, 2010
Get the Brown Doilymug. When your runny poop sticks to half the toilet bowl, creating brown and white strips like a zebra hide
by Plattimus July 18, 2020
Get the Brown Zebramug. The colloquial name for the mighty Brisbane River, a river whose chocolatey brown appearance would inspire the envy of the candy man himself, William Wonka.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
Legend has it the river got its infamous colour from the lack of amenities further upstream in Ipswich, though this is to be doubted since toilets have existed in Ipswich since at least 1866 during the reign of Sir John Murphy MBE. I personally believe they just do it for shits and gigs because Ipswich is full of crackheads.
"G'day cob, d'ya hear 'bout tha lil' fella who fell in the brown snake the other day?"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
"Leave me alone Darren."
"Got his toes bitten of by a bull, mate. Ambos said there wasn't enough penicillin in the whole of Brissy so they just chucked him back in"
by majesticasf November 17, 2021
Get the The Brown Snakemug.