brandon almonte

A guy with a big ass and like weird fetishes. His dick is the size of your IQ

"Im glad i left that brandon almonte"

by meaninglessneck December 5, 2016

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Brandon Eaton

Cum guzzling seton demon ! Likes it in the ass.

She's such a Brandon Eaton!

by TheRealDeal180 December 17, 2016

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A guy like Brandon will have his eyes on you and only you at all times. He will love you beyond death forever and always.

He's just so handsome. He's built with a huge dick. His dick is so big that it feels like it's going all the way through you. He will nurture you, care for you, feed you, and love you no matter what. Oh and ps, he won't ever let you buy anything. Even if you have your wallet out & are looking for money, he'll throw his money down first.

"BrandonA is so handsome"

by Ominous heat March 14, 2017

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Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.

Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.

by Helena99101 August 17, 2017

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