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canadian boyfriend

Any item (a gift, an assigned task, a report) promised to a co-worker, friend, or superior that, by virtue of continued broken promises to deliver, becomes ostensibly fictional.
Derived from the popular American practice of deflecting unwanted romantic advances or ridicule resulting from singlehood, by referring to a fictional boyfriend or girlfriend living "in Canada."
Friend 1: Hey, has Andrea bought you a birthday present yet?
Friend 2: Nope. She says she has one for me, but she keeps "forgetting it at home." Honestly? I think it's a Canadian Boyfriend.
by HarrietSpy February 28, 2006
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best boyfriend

The best boyfriend is the one who will say he's not perfect but to you, he's more than perfect he's your everything<3
Girl 1: you have the best boyfriend

Girl 2: I know, I love him
by Ally_hi_ March 4, 2015
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Roblox boyfriend

When you’re going to be single for a long time and you’re low key concerned so then u tell people you have a roblox boyfriend. Usually you tell them that you broke up with them , so you seem cool but really ur just a small bod.
Guys I just broke up with my roblox boyfriend leave me tf alone .
by Bitchezz2331 November 22, 2018
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gay boyfriend

gay guy that a straight girl likes romantically. they hang out often, being good friends since nothing else is going to happen.
girl: "i like you"
guy: "i'm sorry, i'm gay"
girl: "oh, wanna catch a movie?"

The beginnings of a gay boyfriend relationship.
by ganges December 31, 2009
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Facebook Boyfriend

A guy on your Facebook friends list that you add as your boyfriend. Usually a joke put up by a single girl (or single guy). It makes one look like he/she is socially competent enough to actually get a steady man.
Marc is my Facebook boyfriend even though I only view him as a friend, and he is probably sleeping with 12 other girls and is also possibly gay. What a douche. But oh well - at least my parents won't try to force me into an arranged marriage now.
by Ana November 4, 2007
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half boyfriend

A guy who is being used for sex and money. Not to be confused with 'friends with benefits'. In this case, the girl expects to be taken out to dinner, bars etc, but takes time off to hook up with other guys.
Girl: "you're like.. my half boyfriend"
Guy: "F that.."
by Jesse cali September 3, 2005
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Bad Boyfriend

A guy who cares about his looks AND his car more than you. He makes fun of your friends. Someone who is controlling, makes fun of your appearance, calls you dumb, and would rather play black ops than talk to you. A guy who you invite to your house, he falls asleep, watches TV, doesnt even acknowledge that you are there, eats your food, dumps you then leaves.
Girl: *makes a blond move* Oh! Im really sorry.

Bad Boyfriend: Ha that was soooooo dumb. oh im just kidding!
Girl: no, that kind of hurt my feelings.
Bad Boyfriend: oh well sorry. *starts talking to friends and sometimes calls out how funny the girls nose, or hair looks or how much she is breaking out that day*
by katm(: August 2, 2011
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