by Risky July 18, 2003

Person 1 "Barb? Are you ripping another?"
Person 2 "Huh-huh yeah Wilko. I am such a Bong Rat!"
Person 1 "But you start at Porch's in 5 minutes!"
Person 2 "Did you not hear me? I said I'm a BONG RAT!"
Person 3 "She is."
Person 2 "Huh-huh yeah Wilko. I am such a Bong Rat!"
Person 1 "But you start at Porch's in 5 minutes!"
Person 2 "Did you not hear me? I said I'm a BONG RAT!"
Person 3 "She is."
by Shaun Wilk0 June 15, 2007

Obtain a 2 litre plastic bottle. Cut the bottom end off it. Get a plastic bread bag. Tape the open end of the bag around the now open bottom of the bottle, ensuring a good seal. Tap a piece of string to the end of the bag and stuff bag up into the bottle. Affix a suitable cone to neck of the bottle, and stuff with herbal mixture of your own pleasure. Light herbs as you slowly tug on the string. Slowly pull the bag out of the bottle, filling the bottle and the bag with smoke. Carefully remove cone, place neck of bottle to mouth and quickly inhale.
by El Pee August 12, 2009

The game where one person shouts "BING!" with something in their hand, then the first person to shout "BONG!" gets to keep the object that was in the 1st persons hand!
Ashleigh *with chocolate bar in hand*: BING!
Elsie: BONG!
Ashleigh: Here's the bar!
Bing-Bong Game :)
Elsie: BONG!
Ashleigh: Here's the bar!
Bing-Bong Game :)
by BLAHBLAHCHICK123 August 2, 2012

where someone most likely pony boys pack weed into the ass of a pony and suck the the penis of the pony while suckin to smoke weed
by MansonFan April 23, 2006

Me: I am high.
Not Me: No you're not!
Me: Yeah, I am.
Not me: No, you're NOT!
Me: Dude, I fucking R.I.P Bongs! Fuck you!
Not me: Shit, my bad...
Me: Nah, it is cool...
Not me: Why the acronym "R.I.P"?
Me: Well, Not me, it is because the acronym "R.I.P" means "Rest In Peace".
Not me: So?
Me: So? So? So I get high and then "Rest In Peace", because I am already so high.
Not me: What does R.I.P have to do with smoking?
Me: Because I get so high I can't move, as if I were dead.
Not Me: No you're not!
Me: Yeah, I am.
Not me: No, you're NOT!
Me: Dude, I fucking R.I.P Bongs! Fuck you!
Not me: Shit, my bad...
Me: Nah, it is cool...
Not me: Why the acronym "R.I.P"?
Me: Well, Not me, it is because the acronym "R.I.P" means "Rest In Peace".
Not me: So?
Me: So? So? So I get high and then "Rest In Peace", because I am already so high.
Not me: What does R.I.P have to do with smoking?
Me: Because I get so high I can't move, as if I were dead.
by gonad_grinder777 April 24, 2014

Girlfriend: "Hey bae wanna get high later?"
Boyfriend: "Only if I can use you as a pussy bong."
Girlfriend: "Just what I was thinking..."
Boyfriend: "Only if I can use you as a pussy bong."
Girlfriend: "Just what I was thinking..."
by Bigcocklover0902 October 12, 2020
