Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
by Spear960 April 1, 2023
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Where a woman will get underneath an unsatisfied man and will then proceed to rotate his balls clockwise
she gave him a hand bike so that he could cum
by Dan Olack November 15, 2007
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When you slather your bike/motorbike in foam or soap, giving it the appearance of a Bukkake
I’ve just given my bike a Bike-kakki. She looks so grateful
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A bike made from hella different kind of components. You can see a Giant frame, with a set of god knows what kind of shifter and derailleur, maybe the front has a hydraulic brake or maybe it has a mechanical brake. What ever parts were used were probably taken from another beat up bike.

When all is said and done you have a frankenstein bike.
Dang check out that whip, what kinda bike is that?

No, idea it’s considered a Frankenstein bike. Made up of so many different components/brands. All I know is that it rides sick, brahhhh.
by Matej91 October 22, 2020
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A turn of phrase often used by eccentric people who want to express their disliking of a situation
by Jace Gaillard June 6, 2022
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What I ride
Me: Ugh ugh ugh
john: What the actuals fuck Edward!? Riding a bike without a seat? faggot
by ALLHOMO May 16, 2021
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