bedseatoes

the pronunciation of “besitos” in english

“can I have some bedseatoes?”

by tunatunes August 8, 2018

bedswimming

When you crawl across your bed, pulling yourself to the other side, instead of getting up and walking to it.

Sasha was bedswimming instead of getting up

by TheKingOfRoses August 30, 2018

bedside vaporlock

Refers to the embarrassing --- not mention messy --- end-result of groggily rolling over on your side at da edge of da bed to use your screw-top pee-jar without having to actually stand up, but then --- in an effort to ensure that you won't splash or spill any urine as you're taking your whiz, you unknowingly press da rim of da jar too firmly against yer abdomen and thus form a tight seal between da rim and yer gut, causing gradual pressure-buildup inside da jar as it fills with your pee, and eventually forces droplets of urine-mist to explosively splutter out from around the rim.

One simple way to reduce the chance of bedside vaporlock is to refrain from shaving yourself "down there", since smooth rubbery freshly-denuded skin always permits a much easier/better "vacuum seal" than if there are thick wiry bristly hairs in the way. Unlike your scalp-tresses or beard, pubic hair usually only gets so long and then simply falls out (think, those short coarse springy hair-curls that you always find in your briefs and in da shower-stall), so unless you have a jock-itch/odor problem or your romantic partner strongly prefers da Baldy from Baldymoore look, there should seldom if ever be a need to "mow da downstairs lawn".

by QuacksO November 22, 2018

Bendago

To relieve your bawls self in Australia.

As in, I'll be back I got to takeep me a bendago mate.

by Majestic scroopz February 5, 2019

Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”

Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.

by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019

Bendable

A man who bends over for his woman and allows her to penetrate him with her strap-on.

Jill loves it when Jack is feeling bendable, she'll fuck his ass for hours at a time.

by Whiz_Kid March 6, 2019

Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is

10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”

by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019