friend hate

when your friend makes a wack ass joke and you have visceral anger in your heart but they're your friend so you love them
Friend A: "Do you use conditioner?"
Friend B: "Conditioner? I hardly know her!"
Friend A: "I friend hate you so much."
by anti-lunarch December 02, 2019
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Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.
Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder
by TheLooseMoose February 01, 2011
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Tom friend

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.
by CincyReds Fan October 03, 2009
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Meme Friend

A meme friend, sometimes refered to as, " the meme of the friend" is the lowest form of friendship. Often the kind of person who would " break one's arm, in two places". A meme friend might not meet up with you at the weekend, or suddenly disappear. If you are called a, "meme friend" it means they prefer some other friend/ friend group. To be "more than a meme friend" this might inflict a "special" relationship between two people. Futhermore, a meme friend isn't a serious friend, only one that you don't take seriously, which you can't talk to about your life problems. Finally, to call someone a, "meme friend" is highly offencive, to not apologise to your victim, is very harsh and unforgivable.
" I don't see you guys as my real friends... you're more like my, "MEME FRIENDS"!

"Hey, do you think James will come out at the weekend", response, " Nah, he's more of a, MEME FRIEND".

Offensively; " You're such a MEME friend! I hate you!"
by Rabbit's Warren April 23, 2018
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gnarliest friend

This is the friend in ones group who is the most extreme and willing to shed all dignity in order to gain laughs from any given audience. He may be a little racist and if multiple people chant his name, he will get naked and do the mangina while raising his hands as if he just stuck a landing in an Olympic gymnastics competition.
Henwood is my gnarliest friend.
by Rightcheek May 11, 2011
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Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
by lab1350 December 08, 2017
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Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
by axemII June 16, 2011
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