Friend Farming

When an individual adds a large number of people as friends on Facebook in an attempt to appear more popular than they really are. This is despite the fact that they have never actually met any of the invited 'friends'.
Person 1: WTF? I just got a friend request on Facebook from some random I've never even met! Says she's someone's sister or something.
Person 2: Yeah, I know, I got one from her too, as did everyone from our school. Don't stress, she's not a stalker. It looks like she's just friend farming.

Person 1 clicks "Ignore" with a shudder
by TheLooseMoose February 01, 2011
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electromagnetic friends

internet friends, and/or those who haven't met in real life but have conversed through telephone or chatted on net. since all those interactions have taken place through means that run on electromagnetic waves
A: so how come you know her? she lives so far away
B: no, actually we are just electromagnetic friends
by daone1991 January 30, 2009
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Gucci Friend

Noun. A friend who is more than a friend, but how much more cannot be defined because, according to the theory of Gucci Relativity postulated by Albert Gucci Einstein (husband of a Serbian Goddess); A Gucci particle's location in space-time cannot be observed without affecting it's intrinsic characteristics. Since a Gucci particle's true mass and velocity cannot be determined through observation, a Gucci Friend cannot be defined without breaking the laws of physics.
Hey Gucci Friend, Let's go to the beach and make love!
by ErosAmore April 26, 2018
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snapchat friend

A friend you snapchat but don't talk to at school
I don't really know much about Sam but he is one of my snapchat friends
by Taylor Tuscan December 09, 2015
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Tom friend

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.
by CincyReds Fan October 03, 2009
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Fake Friends

fake friends are like fake news. They are not reliable or real.
You: why is they such a fake friends?
Other person: because they’re fake news!
by lab1350 December 08, 2017
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Friend Crutch

Someone you use in order to stop boredom because all of your other cool friends are at work, with family, etc.

A Friend Crutch is a person who is usually obnoxious or a tool on certain occasions, but won't make you flip out every minute.
Guy 1: You hanged out with Ryan yesterday?! Dude he is such a tool....

Guy 2: Don't worry he is only a friend crutch, everyone else was busy.
by axemII June 16, 2011
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