woo-woo

(Sometimes shortened to just "woo") A catch-all term for all the non-scientific, magical-thinking, mystical bullshit that human beings the world over believe in, that should have been dispensed with a LONG time ago by anyone with half a brain, but annoyingly still persists into the 21st century. Includes tarot, astrology, crystal vibrations, fortune telling, reiki, alternative medicine, ghosts, Ouija boards, palm-reading, seances, homeopathy, and all other similar flavors of total horseshit. Importantly, does NOT include religion, because religion is a whole other, higher echelon of irrational thinking that is its own separate category.

Dumbass: I aligned my third, fourth and seventh chakras on the cusp of Taurus and communed with my dead ancestors, who told me that you will have good fortune in the coming year. Now give me your money, please.
Rational Person: Get out of here with that woo-woo shit.

by q359 July 25, 2023

Continuous Woo

When you're using auto-suggestions in Skype chat and it breaks itself by constantly suggesting "Woo!"

"Hey, what happened on the Skype chat back there?"
"Oh, it was a severe case of Continuous Woo."

by PineappleLimonov April 6, 2019

Bare-woo

Wooing is when A member of the male gender. Uses words and actions, Much like a mating call to attract a female and hopefully mate with the slut. These tactics of bare-wooing are much more sever than just wooing as this means you over-act all of the normal routines.

I iz gonna bare-woo dis skank ma nigga.

by Chwinkle September 2, 2009

Woo Banger

A Marijuana blunt laced with powdered cocaine.

This blunt don't taste right. Did you do a woo banger?

by OG-Smish June 21, 2025

The Woo

A group of high class men who are also absolute units. Members of the woo fam usually will steal your girlfriend so make sure you keep her on lock when these fellas are around

Damn he from the woo fasho

by zibkaberhoe February 27, 2023

Booga Wooga Ooga/Boogly Woogly Woo

Term used to create confusion and say something random.

Also used to add an insult afterwards that rhymes with it.

Booga Wooga Ooga/Boogly Woogly Woo SHHEJEKELEBJELSJEHEOSME
BOOGLY WOOGLY WOO, no one likes you.

by TBONES/TE/T/TT April 18, 2023

Woo vision

A group of sigmas.

Random man: Wow it’s woo vision

Random man’s wife: that’s hot I wish you were in woo vision

by Stickymickey147 November 1, 2022