krispy pickle

A man with a penis that is slightly deformed, and krispy. Sometimes that penis is very microscopic.

That man I slept with had a very krispy pickle.

by FaggotDefinitons69 April 22, 2017

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Pickle Day

In the male dominated construction industry this is a slapstick name for Fridays...because you stand around on Fridays “playing with your pickle” instead of working.

Friday morning, got it made.
Jack me off with a saw-zall blade.

Don’t give me no dirty looks,
Another 40 in the books.

So, throw some hands, and shout hurray...smile it’s fuckin pickle day!!!

by Spoonie Shears October 18, 2019

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Pickled Pete

A person who gets home after work and drinks to the point of being too obliterated to reliably respond to an after hours request.

Don't bother calling Marc to pick you up tonight, he's a Pickled Pete.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

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Pakistani Pickle

A sexual act in which a man dips his cock in vinegar, straps a firecracker to said cock, lights the firecracker and vigorously shags his female companion until the firecracker explodes.

Roy was distraught when he found out his wife had been cheating on him, but instead of getting angry, he just gave her the Pakistani Pickle and ended both of their sex lives.

by El Stumpo Loco May 16, 2019

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The phrase “Pickle Ticker” is a reference to two things. “Pickle” references a penis, and “Ticker” represents a ticking time bomb. So with that in mind, it basically means that your penis is a ticking time bomb. It happens while having intercourse or while masturbating, and it is when you get to the point of ejaculation. Pickle Ticker represents the fact that you are about to ejaculate, and that your penis is in fact a ticking time bomb.

Guy: Oh shit babe, PICKLE TICKER!!!!
Girl: OMG PULL IT OUT!! REMEMBER, IM NOT ON THE PILL!

by dank_for_u December 6, 2018

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