|seksˈməfən|
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
n.: a title given to a humorous, intelligent, and interesting acquaintance with whom all matters can be discussed without fear of judgement and with certain encouragement, and who will also engage in sexual intercourse if prospects of getting anyone else are found to be too dim. Abbr.: S.M.
"Daniel and I agreed that if neither of us is married by age forty, he'll be my sex muffin."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
"My name is Sophie Plesniak, S.M."
by S.M.x2 January 9, 2010
Get the sex muffinmug. A cute girl that is a real slut but not many people know it but get her in the right mood she is a freak!
by Iwouldknow August 11, 2009
Get the Fuck Muffinmug. A guy or girl who is beautiful and sexy to the opposite sex. A stud muffin is usually extremely cute and cuddly, and is a lover not a fighter.
by why does everyone have my name? December 16, 2007
Get the stud muffinmug. The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.
by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005
Get the breast muffinmug. Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.
by TomBeer April 9, 2007
Get the muffin bushmug. Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.
by Big Biotch April 19, 2006
Get the muffin-topmug. by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006
Get the Pony Muffinsmug.