Bourbon Johnson

A Bourbon Johnson is the opposite of “Whiskey Dick”, as in dick won’t stay down

If your Bourbon Johnson lasts longer than 4 hours, call your doctor!

by Littleutahbird February 25, 2022

A crispy johnson

A sunburned penis

Brad spent to much time in the tanning booth before Coachella and came out with a crispy johnson.

by DopeP0pe July 12, 2018

Arne Johnson

A really sexy man who likes Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. He’s sexy and he’s in love with us and no one else

Arne Johnson loves Farhana, Kylie, and Karolina. Also he’s sexy

by Simplyfar June 18, 2021

Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.

Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.

by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020

d'ettra johnson

don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.

why the fuck you acting like a d'ettra Johnson

by caca 247 March 14, 2020

Sebastian Johnson

awesome, sexy, heroic, batman, smooth with ladies man.

Oh I didn't know there was a Sebastian Johnson at the party. WHATT!!!!

by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021

Trumping the Johnson

When someone says something absurd, to cover up or distract from something else absurd that was said or done earlier.

Trump tweeted something stupid on Monday, thus Trumping the Johnson over his tweet from Friday night.

Boris Johnson rambled on about buses in the interview in order to distract people from the lies about the NHS that were on buses.

by Brazillionaire July 27, 2019