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Drunk Deaf

When you've consumed copious amounts of alcohol and the more you drink the louder you talk & the louder the music gets.
Drunk1: It's too loud

Drunk2: (yells) What!!

Drunk1: Ah mate your Bloody drunk deaf
by Honeypotter June 16, 2016
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Subtitle Drunk

As brought to us from How I Met Your Mother: getting so drunk that people need subtitles to understand what you are saying.
Billy got so subtitle drunk... that no one at the bar could understand him.
by Yanksfan1421 September 5, 2013
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Truck Drunk

When a person(s) is so in love with a truck that they enter euphoric state. Or drunk on truck(s)
Bro, that truck's got me feeling a little Truck Drunk.
by Truckdrunk July 20, 2015
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drunk funny

Adjective attributed to people whose jokes are funny almost exclusively to an intoxicated audience.
Tom: Last night was a blast, dude.
Matt: Mos def, I had no idea Jon was so hilarious.
Tom: That's 'cause he's not, you've only spoken to him hammered.
Matt: So you're saying he's only drunk funny?
Tom: Absofuckinlutely.
by baldobald January 2, 2012
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Late Drunk

A late drunk is someone who doesn't feel the full effects of alcohol sometimes up to as much as an hour after they've stopped drinking.
Fred: Hey John you didn't seem too bad the other night considering how much you drank.

John: Ah I was a bit of a late drunk that night, I was all over the place about an hour after I left.
by moltenriches October 3, 2009
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mommy drunk

A drunk who just starts cleaning and checking on people and trying to take care of everyone. Your typical babysitter.
Sydney was being such a mommy drunk last night.
by Boredbitch December 9, 2014
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Pitch a Drunk

Pitching a drunk is like pitching a tent--you're planning to be there for awhile. Typically, one pitches a drunk several days long, such as over a three-day weekend. This is the primary reason breakfast cocktails such as bloody marys and mimosas were invented, as they allow the drinker to maintain the intoxication acquired the previous night.
We're headed to my friend's beach house for Labor Day weekend. I think I'll just pitch a drunk for the whole trip.
by bigsaxquatch September 3, 2010
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