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jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
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Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 26, 2003
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turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
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Dirty Turkey

When a female is being double penetrated while jacking off two more cocks with her hands at her sides, as well as deepthroating a cock while making a gobble gobble sound.
Jenna couldn’t walk upright after a long night of doing the dirty turkey.
by University of College February 18, 2019
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Having a turkey

Advanced Cockney slang. Original form ‘having a turk’ .

Rhyming slang - Turkish bath - Laugh
To have a laugh.
Often used in disbelief.
Are you having a turkey’?
‘Your having a turkey
by Pike tfi November 5, 2017
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Cold Turkey

The act of swearing off any and all advances towards your love obsession; no google, no social media stalking, no wondering, no waiting. Getting on with life, refusing to have any downtime dedicated to a previous vice.
Susan: Do you still obsess over that italian guy?
Maria: No, I went Cold Turkey on him.
by whatwouldVINCEdo? September 9, 2014
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Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher
You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!
by British Crim June 25, 2009
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