ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017

Deep Ten

A mysterious sexual act allegedly involving large amounts of pain, penetration, and for some strange reason, popsicles.

John's girlfriend gave him the Deep Ten a few weeks ago, and he's still walking funny.

by The_Realest_Adam May 29, 2017

Ten

The most beautiful and talented human being to ever exist.

"Do you know when Ten will have a comeback?"
"No but I hope soon sm can't keep him in their dungeon forever!"

by wdjwbzka July 3, 2017

Ten out a ten

Another way to say" well done you messed up". It is said in a sarcastic tone so that it is not heard as praise.

Lad: I fell over and spilt me waher
Girl:Ten out a ten

by TenOutATen June 7, 2016

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

hop on tens

Going from 0-100 in a matter of seconds

Stfu or hop on tens

by Savage2118 August 7, 2016

Totti Ten

Named after the Roma Legend Francesco Totti. A Totti Ten is completed when a young man successfully pulls 10 girls in one night. Folklore speaks of the first perfect Totti Ten being completed by a boy in Preston attending a night out at the beginning of Sixth Form. Rumour has it Lancashire Life wrote an article on the topic.

Boy 1: Did you have a good night out?

Boy 2: Yes mate I pulled off a Totti Ten!
Boy 1: Well done, I hope my life is one day as successful as yours!

by Paddy Blaney August 4, 2016