Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.

Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!

by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016

Panda fuckhouse

A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.

"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"

by Screenlicker February 29, 2012

Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.

Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.

by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009

Sugar Panda

Sugar panda mean a girl who is half black half white and a little on the hefty side

Did you see that girl right there?
Yea she was a sugar panda!
Tell me about it bro...

by sugarpanda July 19, 2013

death by panda

A phrase referring to the event of one engaging in violent intercourse with a Panda to the point of death.

my former friend James experienced a gruesome death by panda last week

by bonerlord69 June 28, 2012

Panda Express

The worst fast food place ever definitely not better than chic fil a the chicken is dry the noodles fake the shrimp spoiled every time I eat there I wanna throw up 🤢

Let’s go to Panda Express

by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018

Panda Bear

Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.

Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.

by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020