Benjamin Blanco

I love this man with all of my life, we go to same school and i have to act like i hate him but, and head over heels for this man. somebody once told me "if you can masturbate to them you love them" and i have indeed done this. I dont mean to toot my own horn but i find myself quite attractive and cant see why he wont love me. i even talk to his friends for him, i think i make it quite obvious. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

person 1- i loveeee benjamin why cant he see that
person 2- girllllll
Benjamin Blanco- a loving sexy brown haired guy

by BenjaminBlancoLover27 April 19, 2024

Benjamin

He is a shy guy with a big heart. He will always try to make the people around him happy. Benjamin is loyal, loving and honest. He will say what he thinks except if it might hurt someone’s feelings. Benjamin is very active. He also likes animals. You want to have a Benjamin in your life.

Who is Benjamin?
He is a great guy.

by AADA7 November 22, 2021

Mr. Benjamin lore

That one time Mr. Benjamin tag teamed with Terrence Howard and created a time machine to go back to ancient Egypt and helped the ancient Egyptians to build the pyramids using frequency manipulation in order to reach the Anunnaki aliens from planet Nibiru that came out of a wormhole in the sky, But then the Anunnaki attacked them and Terrence Howard got killed, so Mr. Benjamin mummified him and then applied frequencies to the body in order to Reincarnate him, after this Mr. Benjamin became a master of Frequency bending and defeated the Anunnaki by banishing them to the 11th dimension which then imploded and destroyed the Anunnaki. After this he went to the Aztec empire and helped them build a wall out of 1,200 ton blocks. He and Terrence Howard then got back in the time machine and came back to the modern era but then a tsunami made by the government was about to hit so he reverted the tsunami with frequencies, however while he was doing this the evil shadow government came and gave him a Covid vaccine which caused him to overdose on Iron and then die, However his spirit ascended all 11 dimensions and he became immortal and so he 1 shot the shadow government with his frequency railgun.

"bro did you hear the new Mr. Benjamin lore?"

"yeah it gave me permanent brain damage"

by Still water drinker December 6, 2024

benjamin

the worst most annoying person you will ever meet he sucks so hard

omg he is such a benjamin

by stuf 5782 May 4, 2022

Benjamin Button

Where a man pushes his non erect penis back inside himself then pulls the nutsac up over the inverted disco stick creating the button effect. Reversing the appearance of manhood.

Avoid that clown he likes to Benjamin Button .

by Sagiaquarius October 7, 2018

Benjamin Franklin

When a female wears your colonial Whig when you’re giving her a proper D-style, preferably in the South.

Cornwall: Hey brethern, did you give that girl a proper d-style?
Ben: Yes, I gave her the Benjamin Franklin. She’s coming back over tomorrow for a George Washington.

by kingdom man October 8, 2021

Buttcrack Benjamin

Noun;

‘Buttcrack Benjamin’ is a nickname presented to the boy named ‘Benjamin Hart-Littler’. This nickname was presented when his group of friends discovered that he was conceved out of his fathers anal cavity.

Other names;
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“Ayy Buttcrack Benjamin, hows it going?”

by Teen Slang November 9, 2017