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friend zone

An imaginary place where teenagers (commonly guys) believe to be placed in when a girl just wants to be friends with him. This is the place where guys are placed when the guy expects that he will have sex with a girl if he is nice to her. He is friendly to a woman in hopes that she will have sex with him. They believe that she mistakes his friendliness for friendliness and befriends him, neglecting to show you her vagina. Then they proceed to complain about it on the internet.
Scenario 1:
Guy: Held the door open for a girl, can't believe I didn't get a blowjob. She obviously friend zoned me.

Scenario 2:
Guy: What do you mean you aren't going to have sex with me?! I was being nice to you!! Wow, I can't believe you are putting me in the friend zone.
by Amora1234y67f August 30, 2013
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No Fly Zone

The future secondary of the Florida Gators! Meaning no one will be able to pass the ball on them.
The Florida Gators have the number one pass defense in the country thanks to their strictly enforced No Fly Zone.
by ChompChompChomp December 5, 2012
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Friend Zone

The term men use to blame their own shallowness on women.
A girl makes a new friend who happens to be a guy, and he's really nice all the time and she thinks, wow, I have a really good friend. But it turns out the guy isn't interested in friendship, all he wants is to "get some".

Oftentimes, when the guy realizes that he's not going to "score" (how long that takes can vary), he suddenly drops his feigned friendship and moves on to other targets. The girl is left wondering what she did wrong to make such a good friendship fall apart, but of course what really happened was was that the girl had made the mistake of seeing the guy as a real person worthy of her friendship while the guy had only ever seen her as an object.

The guy justifies his behavior by getting together with his buddies and whining about being put in the "friend zone" so that he gets to feel like he's the victim.
by Philia ouk Eros November 21, 2010
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Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".
"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."
by Skimsy January 1, 2015
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The friends zone

The friends zone is when a girl is not sexily interested in you. You are then labeled as just friend and it is hard to get out of. This is something you should avoid. But if this dose happen the it is just up to luck for you to get out of.
Tim: I met this girl and i really like her but she thinks we are just friends.

Bob: Well my friend you are fucked because that is called the friends zone.
by The seattle guy December 9, 2008
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The Cum Zone

The world cummiest cum dungeon located on the dark depths of discord mainly featuring Carti "the dog fucker" Malone Vert, Gaybe "the son of Steve Kerr", Espo "the Alcoholic fuck", Sam "the degenerate kid fucker" Juan, Jackson "Bi-guy McGee", and Waltnar(CEO of homos).
Jeez! There some weird shit going on in The Cum Zone!
by CZMalby December 8, 2020
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bud zoned

After fiercely pursuing and fantasizing about a potential love interest, bud zoning is the act of relegating said fantasy into a "friend" and no longer being able to picture them as an object of sexual desire.

Bud zoned is the word to refer to a guy that is no longer a sexual interest to a female pursuant.
Friend: "How did your date go?"

Tina: "I can't picture kissing him!"

*Friends make eye contact."

Friend: "Bud zoned!"
by XXXTina October 17, 2012
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