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lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.
Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.
lizard wizard by Slagbard June 1, 2019

The Slippery Wizard 

FIRST Team 1559's 2011 Logomotion Robot
The Slippery Wizard kicked muggle butt at Cleveland.

Cheese Wizard 

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
Cheese Wizard by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005

stanky wizard 

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.
thats not namibian, that is stanky wizard talk!
stanky wizard by wizard_lover November 3, 2010

Dirty Wizard 

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
Dirty Wizard by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011

Space wizard 

A person who is over 30 and is still a virgin
“I finally turned 30 today now I can be named a space wizard”
Space wizard by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019