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lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.
Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.
by Slagbard June 1, 2019
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The Slippery Wizard

FIRST Team 1559's 2011 Logomotion Robot
The Slippery Wizard kicked muggle butt at Cleveland.
by Ford Filer May 18, 2011
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Cheese Wizard

Someone who comes up with sooooo much cheesy crap (be it spoken, filed, recored etc.) that he/she/it becomes a master at it.
Independence Day was directed by a real Cheese Wizard
by Jittery Joe October 16, 2005
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stanky wizard

a ghetto man who lives in the ghetto neighborhood in a shanty, and he also speaks that unrecognizable street language that sounds like magical spells. stanky wizards may also be dark dark and smell.
thats not namibian, that is stanky wizard talk!
by wizard_lover November 3, 2010
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Dirty Wizard

A homeless man that lives near an Elementary School or a Middle School that knows bootleg card tricks.
Kid: Mommy, I want to go to that man over there playing with cards!

Mother: No Jimmy, you stay away from him, that's a Dirty Wizard.
by Swabby Jenkins June 30, 2011
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Space wizard

A person who is over 30 and is still a virgin
“I finally turned 30 today now I can be named a space wizard
by GodPleaseEndme November 28, 2019
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wobbly wizard

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010
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