Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013

Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

Solid weasel

Who the fuck is that

Solid weasel is so fucking gay i hate him

by AUUUUUUGH May 9, 2022

Weasel

To weasel your way into someone’s life.

Ester is weaseling her way into Webbs foreskin.

by Dolomyte January 15, 2023

Chicken weasel

Basically a way of calling someone a double wimp. They’re a chicken and a small inferior weasel, they’re a chicken weasel and they’re a coward.

Girl one: gosh I’m to scared I don’t think I do it.
Girl two: gosh don’t be such a chicken weasel.

by Chicken weasel February 28, 2020

Weasel

A weasel is a person, usually male, who treats girls poorly. Characterised by sleazy behaviour and an extreme focus on his sexual aims.

"Edward's girl is so nice isn't she"
"Yeh shes too good for him, he's a bit of a weasel really"

by Patella53 March 12, 2022