foxy weasel

a tall and skinny female. when naked, the ribcage and spine are easily noticable through the skin. characteristics usually include chicken fillet breasts and long dangly limbs.

A polite way of saying "your a bone bag, but i'll nail you"
matt: hey check that skeletal bird out!
spencer: i'd rattle her bones... foxy weasel!
by spacemunkey May 06, 2008
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jack out the weasel

When you beat your meat or somebody else beats it for you. Jerkin the gerkin.
She said she would jack out the weasel and then we would watch Futurama.
by senior jota April 11, 2023
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Bumble Weasel

When you hit a cross map on Raid in Call of duty
by Callum Strang January 01, 2021
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bung weasel

word for an extensively long log of fecal matter
Yo, that man just laid out a fat bung weasel!
by Troglodyte Breeder April 30, 2021
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Bed Weasel

A bed weasel is someone who hides under their covers if they are afraid. They often are sly and such when they’re in bed with someone and is the type of person you’d like in your love life. Bed weasels are known to sleep in, the name says it all.
Hey, did you hear Alice is a bed weasel? I think I’m going to ask her out.
Go for it, bed weasels are amazing!
by DuckyDefinition March 19, 2018
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Pour the sauce on the weasel

To pour hot sauce on your/someones schlong
Last night Kendra tottaly wanted to pour the sauce on the weasel but I said no because that would suck
by ClamSlam420 May 01, 2011
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Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important
I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel
by September 22, 2023
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