wayne barry

bad@$$ and can steal Sam Dennineo's chick lexis any time he wants

by popopoopoppopopopo000000000000 April 12, 2021

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Wayne It

To drop into a Call of Duty match and fail to deploy your parachute before hitting the ground, thereby shoving your legs up through your body and out your nose.

Teammate: “Shit, did you just Wayne It?”

Idiot: “Yeah, I Wayned It.”

by BailOutSHMC November 24, 2021

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Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick

(Derivative of Gordie Howe Hat Trick)

Scoring an own goal against your team and two goals (aka a brace) for your team.

Immortalized by Wayne Rooney's performance against Stoke City on October 20, 2012.

"He was on pace for a Wayne Rooney Hat-Trick after the first 45 minutes, but couldn't net another goal in the second half."

by BrendanInJersey January 21, 2017

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Joshua Wayne

100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!

Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"

by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 09, 2024

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