BP and water

Disastrous chemistry with your significant other. Like oil and water.

My boyfriend and I used to get along so well and now we are just like BP and water. I think it's time to dump him.

by Tiffwit July 9, 2010

glass of water

usually a tall, slender, sexually attractive female...appealing to some males...if not all males. she'll quench your thirst, alright.

"she's a tall glass of water over there...that's a hot one right there..."

by edibs January 16, 2004

rice water

when you are so bad that not even dog water could describe your horrid gameplay

tm8 1: Wow, bro, you fucking threw the game
tm8 2: you're fucking rice water kid *kicks from party*

by В January 8, 2021

bum water

Diarrhea.
Enough Said.

Oh man, I had some serious Bum Water last night!

by silentotto July 14, 2008

water bra

n. An undergarment that is more for deception, than for support. A creation of Victoria's Secret.
>>Warning<< --Objects in water bra may be smaller than they appear.--

Once we were naked, I saw that I had been tricked by the water bra.

by bruno December 10, 2003

jewish water

ordering a "water" at a fast food restaurant, only to fill it up with some other beverage of your choosing when no employees are looking. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and would therefore partake in this activity.

mike: i'm hella thirsty, let's hit up captain d's man

tyrone: ok, shit, i only have a dollar, but i'm really thirsty too

mike: it's cool dude, let's just get jewish waters and then we'll have enough money to get food too!

by mike hunt96 December 25, 2009

3am Water

The best fucking water you will ever have in your fucking life.

Dude did you have 3am water yet?
Nah why
I swear they put drugs in that

by Actually the toaster March 24, 2022