Covers Are Still Warm

(1.) A polite way of saying the person has only just left his/her bed.

(2.) The person recently died, and the recipients of the will want their estate immediately.

Mr. Lockley: I'm terribly sorry about your aunt Jane, Jim...

Jim: Thank you, Mr. Lockley. So then, do you know whenabouts I can expect my lump-sum payment of the will?

Mrs. Lockley: For heaven's sakes Jim. The covers are still warm!

by Gmwilkie George November 14, 2018

Warming Wieners

(verb) Feeding someone in specific at a potluck.

Originated in Ireland, rumors circulate that Conor Mcgregor's ancestors loved warming wieners.

Y'know, Sarah is really got at Warming Wieners. She did an excellent job warming my wiener at the last potluck!

by Molcancoolguy64 November 29, 2024

Warm Mouth

someone who is only used for sexual gratification, physical affection, or otherwise used without prospect of a relationship.

Girl 1: "He really wants me, and i like him a lot!!"
Girl 2: "You know he only sees you as a warm mouth, right?"

by stpidgblin May 3, 2024

Gummie warm

Dick that won't get hard ...Limp Dick

Gummie warm means a Soft penis that won't get hard

by TrustNone September 14, 2019

Warm Railside

When you pass out by a railroad track and wake up to a hobo spooning you while he is peeing.

"Had a crazy night last night after the bar. Woke up to a Warm Railside"

by GustoGhost May 11, 2018

global warming

Mother nature putting down her clothe.

Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.

by skeletonian April 18, 2021

The warm shoulder

When bro done blowin up like a cursed thrall and/or exploding shank and come eat lobster with tha monster. Screeb is also a viable option.

Damn bruh when you done lemme get the warm shoulder rq

by BrailleSkateboard4 January 28, 2025