When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up in that cornhole with a big wad of toilet paper and jam it in there, wiping vigorously from front to back. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse The Wipe Start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep March 08, 2023
When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)
by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020
The act in which you bring a tasty snack when you are about to defecate.
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
Example: I have just enjoyed a circle of wipe
by DirtyHairy June 17, 2015
Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025
To wipe even though one hasn't taken a shit.
One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.
One might go to the bathroom to rogue wipe due to a swamp ass.
by suppertv October 27, 2020
When you take a crap and it comes out so perfect, you only need to gather one wad of TP to wipe yourself clean.
by GCSRT8 December 09, 2011