windows update

(v.) The systematic destruction of computing machines.

Every time windows would need to update, through the net it would take me to the site and lock my computer up until I shot it with a 12 gadge.

by brandon soule December 8, 2003

Window Hopping

Getting into a place by going through the window.

When Gen got home her house was locked and she had forgotten her keys in the house, so she had to go window hopping to get inside.

by Trent Pettyjohn May 10, 2007

window brothal

Where a guy usually a teen guy pays a teen woman for sex and hast to that night climb into her window to get it so her parents won't find out about it.

Kathy is running a window brothal.

by Deep blue 2012 November 25, 2009

window jack

The act of masturbation while resting your chin on a windows seal and watching your neighbor lay out in the sun. All the while, dressed in nothing but a 1985 pair of terry cloth running shorts cut so short that simply sitting on the bed exposes a hint of your grundel and nut bag.

"Man, my mom caught my brother window jacking the other day. He must have been mesmerized by her bikini spider."

"Dude that's tore."

"Yeah, he couldn't put it away fast enough because he was giving himself the shocker at the same time."

by liquidnails May 13, 2006

windows vista

the most hated os of all time. the mass opinion is: its slow, has bani bugs, always 1 gb of ram to run, is unsave agains viruses, mac osx leopard is better.

this mass opinion are not 100% true. intelligent people dont go with the flow and support the mass oppinions, they make their own opinion.

for example, if you have a crappy pc, dont buy vista, vista needs a proper pc than you have. some people with crappy pcs bought vista, it diddnt work, they startet bitching around and now everybody belives vista sucks.

or, vista is so unsave... ähhh install a proper anti virus programm and dont watch so much porn you idiot.

or, oh god the driver problems!!! ok thats true, i admit it.

or, everything looks different i cant navigate trough. yes it sucks, but be happy! you have your task bar, you can press ctrl+alt+del and the taskmanager will come up, you can press windowskey+e and the explorer will come up. with vista on your pc you are way better of navigating than on a mac. (if you have used xp before)

if we remeber the xp realese... it was the same story, everybody hatet it and said they dont want to use it. now after some sevice packs everybody beleves xp is the best os ever. wow...

the coolest thing about vista haters is that most of them dont even run vista. they just heard it sucks so they dont give it a try. well thats ok but stop bitching around you dumb fucks. god damn -.-

troll: hey what os do you run?

guy: windows vista ultimate, it runs good

troll: omg stfu vista n00b! xp ownz j00!!

guy: wow... wtf was that?

troll: stfu you and your vista suck ass. vista is epic fail!

guy: have you ever even tried it you failtroll?

troll: no cuz my friends sayd it sucks, and it does

guy: >_> EPIC FAIL TROLL IS FAIL!!!

by anon349862093468 June 6, 2009

microsoft windows

Complete and utter crap.
The biggest piece of shit technology ever invented. Easy to get viruses, breaks down every other second; just absolute shit.

I hate my school for not havin' taught us how to use apple Macintosh instead of piece of shit Microsoft Windows!

by fuckitall June 11, 2006

Russian Window

While your doing a girl from behind you pull out quickly and have a friend come and take over duties without her knowing. While he is doing her you go outside and wave to her through the window.

Livi Crocicchia was suprised when she look up and saw Matt waving at her through the window and noticed Tanner Marvel was doing her from behind.
and Livi said "I thought the dick felt smaller"
As he laughed and told his friends of how he Russian Windowed his ex-girlfriend Livi Crocicchia
Livi is now single and Matt is still banging like a champ.

by Aspen Scharff April 26, 2010