Ukelear Winter

n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.

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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.

by gnostic3 February 28, 2022

Winter

Winter is a sweet girl who caught your eye at school. She is extremely pretty and the smartest in the grade. She is super badass and will let no one annoy her. She cares about her friends and boyfriend a lot and will protect them at all costs. She is as sweet as a cupcake but will kill you in a heartbeat. She takes karate and theater and knows how to kick butt.

Is that Winter? It has to be I cant look away!

by THECOOLMILKMAN March 2, 2022

Winter

The coldest time of year when ripped jeans and sweaters look like a good idea but when your knees go numb on your way to school you will be full of regrets. When it finally snows your still not free because you have to shovel snow and scrape ice off the car. Your always cold in winter

Like
Always
It’s miserable

And
Awful

Crap Christmas break is over now there are two more miserable months of winter

by Peace_l0ve March 3, 2022

Winter

The worst season ever. It's always cold, snowy, icy and unpleasant and you want to count down the days until Spring because your can't wait for the hot weather to come back.

This season is fine at first but once Christmas is over the snow becomes annoying and then the ice and rain comes and then it becomes terrible. Roads are bad and everyone is tired and in a bad mood since Christmas ended.

Person 1:Ugh, it's December 21. I hate Winter.

Person 2:Same. I'm hiding until Spring. Cya later.

by Awesome Bloxy March 6, 2022