Meat Whale

An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.

“Hey bro, you see that Meat Whale over there?Good god she’s making my nutts hurt over here.”

by Banana & Split May 01, 2022

the great whale

The great whale

The real God. He created the seven wonders of the world. He fucked all the bitches. The Great Whale will mentally rape you with riddles that are only solvable by the elder whalers. Believe in the whale.

by The elder whaler February 27, 2016

The foot whale

When the female is on top whilst the man lies down face up she then proceeds to kick the man in the face repeatedly until he finishes

I did the foot whale last night

by analgape November 16, 2018

Bit the whale

Died (often suddenly or unexpectedly)

"Poor old Juergen, he was sick for months and just when he seemed to be getting better he bit the whale. I'm going to miss that guy."

by TheUberGruber June 29, 2018

Beluga Whale

A slur targeted towards people who are fat and have light skin

“Shut the fuck up beluga whale”
“Beluga whale? Im not even white?!”
“Doesn’t Matter, you are still fat and light skinned anyways”

by Layas8567 August 28, 2022

reversed whale

The act of swimming backwards and raising out of the water while showing your junk.

Did you see that reversed whale? What a big fin!

by Bevrore June 28, 2019

whale steak

as a group, dogpiling on the player in a game who is currently most successful

"Mike has one more victory point to win. Whale steak his ass."

by jevereds December 09, 2022