by jevereds December 8, 2022
Get the whale steak mug.An obscenely large god awful fat ham-beast of a woman with an ass that is so incomprehensible that it makes your nutts hurt.
by Banana & Split April 30, 2022
Get the Meat Whale mug.A nigga who finds attraction in extremely-large, rotund, well-upholstered women who also have the brain function of the child of a sea cucumber and a fetus. If the women has dyed hair, their garguantuan size is accentuated according to the 'principle of pinguis mulieribus' where the bitch looks better in the whale watcher's eyes. Whale watchers portray simp-like behaviour, such as completing the whale's homework and defending the whale from slander from the watcher's own friends who are actually sane. This attraction to fat bitches can be attributed to a fried pineal gland caused by the lack of a father figure to guide them to the right way.
Have you seen Antony's latest instagram story? He's always complaining about bitches calling him ugly but here he is being a whale watcher. ඞ
by Rabdullah Hummus the 16th February 13, 2021
Get the whale watcher mug.Either a whale that is in the process of decomposing, or a Gay person lying on the group, refusing to get up.
by Popboy11 November 7, 2016
Get the Decomposing Whale mug.When a man and a large women are doing "it" doggy style, the male sticks his dick in her ass causes her to sing like a whale.
by dolphiness December 25, 2011
Get the Naughty Whale mug.A really massive person which the wear a white tank top and short jeans and red flip flops and they have their bellies hanging out of there tank tops. The BEACHED-WHALES usually have big belly and a large gut and an obseaningly large buttocks.
You look like a BEACHED-WHALE.
by NighthawkZ Boi February 6, 2020
Get the Beached-Whale mug.A term, used to describe the act of going to a club/bar/rave, and instantly making out with one of the ugliest and drunkest girls there
by Darkhaven February 18, 2011
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