Sneaky Weasel

Eat nothing but coffee beans and nuts for a day with out chewing and take a shit on your partners chest. Gather the seeds and put on a pot.

Don’t forget to get some coffee creamer and sugar for the sneaky weasel tonight. Hope decaf is alright tonight. I can’t stay up late”

by Mr.Gofukurself January 25, 2019

sneeze the weasel

To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.

"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."

by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021

Smacking the weasel

A hand job. Mastubation. Etc.

1: Did you do the homework last night?

2: No, I was too busy smacking the weasel.

1: Wtf?

by qsuedenimp November 24, 2010

Skining the weasel

The act of beating your cock so violently, you give yourself a second circumcision .

Last night i was skining the weasel, now i have no cock.

by brojob69 April 17, 2023

Weasel wash

The act of washing your weiner in a sink

Man that thing stinks give it weasel wash

by Icey_dog5 June 10, 2025

Weasel

The red pill types according to Jordan Peterson.... Until there was some crossover between the fan bases.... Wonder how that happened.

Hym "I'm a weasel huh? You sure? Can you tell the difference between a weasel and a mongoose at a glance?"

by Hym Iam January 26, 2023

Waste Weasel

When your pet becomes a scavenger of the waste lands of your environment.

Example: "I dropped crumbs on the carpet and that's when the waste weasel came a runnin."

by Mischiepple December 31, 2020