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Vampiresexual

Someone that’s vampiresexual is attracted sexually toward vampires wether they exist or not.
OMG, I’m so in love with The Cullens and the Salvatores, I must be vampiresexual
by Miss Mystic Falls December 31, 2020
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Someone: OMG you watch Vampire Diaries? EW why
Me: Because I’m ✨Vampiresexual✨
by Izzyy Bizzyy January 20, 2021
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Vampire Nuggets

Ladies please refrain from flushing your Vampire Nuggets down the loo.

It's that time of the month, better ask Stacy if she has any Vampire Nuggets.
by sneakygoat November 16, 2011
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Vampire Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.
I need to find a Vampire Tea Tin, my flow is extra heavy today.

The Assistant Principal was walking in, so I stashed my weed in the Vampire Tea Tin in the girls room!
by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012
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Vampire Chai

A drink made of hot water, tea/chai spices, and a used tampon.
"Damn girl, you must be PMSing - is it vampire chai time of the month for you, again?!"
by NZboov September 20, 2012
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Vampire nipple

When you go to pop a pimple on your chest and it starts bleeding like a motherfucker.
Dude 1: "dude, this zit on my chest, I fucking popped it and it's bleeding like a motherfucker!"
Dude 2: "Oh dude, you got a fucking vampire nipple!"
by DryHumpingandHeavyPetting22 January 16, 2016
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Vampire text

It is made by someone who texts you after the sun goes down because they have nothing else to and you become their time-suck.
I never hear from her unless it’s a vampire text.
by Governor7687 December 31, 2017
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